Good news everyone! My mother still knows I'm technically alive. My wife sent me a text message today informing me that I had a mysterious package from my mother waiting for me at home. Mail for me that doesn't ask for money comes along rarely. Naturally I was horrified that it was going to be hours until I could get home to open my package. upon arrival to my apartment, the large envelope was handed to me and was quickly opened. And what to my bewildered eyes did I behold? A shirt. I laughed very hard when I unfolded it and saw the graphic. This is the second surprise shirt she sent me from a site called threadless.com. She has pretty good taste when picking out hipster ironic graphic tees for me. I'm always floored, first that she remembers what I like after all these years and second that she knows about threadless. I just think that is very cool. The shirt is nice too :)So in conclusion, thanks mom, the shirt is great!